"Is This Your King!?" - July 28, 2026
Hallochem! (little hello). I have aged about thirty years in the last two weeks. We have had some crazy experiences, interesting interactions, and all around rapscallionism. I guess I should try and retell some of these stories, even though these last two weeks have become little more than a blur. First, it was about two weeks ago, that through a comically catastrophic turn of events that I whacked the back of my head against our apartment window. Every day since, unfortunately, my diligent missionary efforts have been accompanied by striking migraines. Of course, how my luck usually fares, that was only the first of many tiny bumps and jostling I would endure until the present time. The aforementioned bumpage, and the general forgetfulness that follows one in the service of a mission, are likely what have made the last two weeks so remarkably forgettable. But, every day I get up, swallow some advil, and get to work. Usually when I am talking to someone my head hurts much l...